CRISIS MANAGEMENT 101

Welcome, novice crisis manager, to the esteemed institution of CRISIS MANAGEMENT 101! Where the art of turning chaos into a lucrative career is taught.

Here's the syllabus:

• COMMUNICATION 101
• DECISION MAKING 101
• TEAMS AND TURBANS

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Lesson 1: The 5-Step Method to assemble the ultimate crisis management team: 1. Find a group of people who hate each other 2. Give them a shared goal 3. Watch them implode 4. Rebuild from the ashes ประก

Leaders 101

And, of course, the most critical component: Egos 101

Good luck, you will need it!